she thinks she’s gonna have a party and not invite me? who does she think she is? i like invented her, you know what i mean?
(Source: ofabeautifulnight)
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
(Source: boypart)