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Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph present the Oscar...

KRISTEN: Six beautiful -- some say handsome, women invited by the Academy not only to present three awards, but also to shatter the common belief that size does not matter.  I hate to tell you guys this, but it kinda does.
MAYA: Yes, but not length.  (Beat.)  As my grandma used to say: it can be short and still make your toes curl.  And I believe, in my heart, my grandma wasn't referring to wieners, but to short films.
KRISTEN: See, I'd rather have a short film with some heft that's nice to me rather than a long film that just lies there and makes you do all the work.
MAYA: Yeah, but sometimes a film can be too long.
KRISTEN: Not for me.
MAYA: What?

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lizaster: Kids Re-Enact Oscar Nominated Movies

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“No.”

– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist )

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: Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened... →

gabydunn: Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled…

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“So sweet. First of all that book is so hilarious. Always, Tina is always...”

– Amy Poehler on Tina Fey’s chapter about her in Bossypants. (via rufustfirefly )

Feb 16th

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I’m Not Okay with Chris Brown Performing at the... →

notnadia: We – the grown-up influencers in this country, the people with platforms and with educations and with power — are allowing a clear message to be sent to women: We will easily forgive a person who victimizes you. We are able to look beyond the fact that you were treated as less than human, that a bigger, stronger person decided to resolve a conflict with you through violence. We know...

Feb 12th

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